Satisfying

Canyons, however, are terrible. They’re like backwards mountains, but long. There’s nothing grand about that.

Minimizing: Well, at least saying you’ve “still got it” isn’t vulgar or threatening.

9:05 AM: Speed read The Divine Comedy in peripheral vision while sending text. Arrive. Leave.

In those days, the money and pool snacks seemed to flow as freely as the hose we used to spray down the concrete when some kid dropped his nachos.

See, right there, when A.J. Brown caught that deep ball! Did you feel that? That can’t be healthy.

Not enough soda // A side dish that inexplicably calls for three sticks of cream cheese

But I am not your enemy. I’m part of a much larger cosmic intelligence that knows what’s best for you.

I read a novella, and then I read a novel, and then I wrote a novel, and then I got it published.