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Is Your Refrigerator Running? 1

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

Ma’am, your wariness is completely understandable, but I am genuinely asking about whether your refrigerator is operational.

Kids, Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy Are Getting a Divorce 2

Kids, Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy Are Getting a Divorce

Please, Scrubbies, dry the grease from your eyes. I’ll always be your Scrub Daddy.

Yes, I Am Your Evil Doppelgänger. No, I Do Not Want to Take over Your Life 3

Yes, I Am Your Evil Doppelgänger. No, I Do Not Want to Take over Your Life

Sorry, I don’t mean to nag. I’m your shadow-self, not your mother.

Facts About the Underappreciated Housefly 4

Facts About the Underappreciated Housefly

Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.

I’m the Inventor of Horse Idioms and You’re Misusing Every Single One 5

I’m the Inventor of Horse Idioms and You’re Misusing Every Single One

A one horse town isn’t some village out in the boonies. Do you know how many horses there are in the boonies? Tons.

I’m the Third Weather Girl, Here with Some Hard Truths About How Bad Things Have Gotten Since It Started Raining Men 6

I’m the Third Weather Girl, Here with Some Hard Truths About How Bad Things Have Gotten Since It Started Raining Men

It’s been raining men every day since 1982, and the repercussions are getting more serious by the day.

A Heartfelt Note from the Ghost “Haunting” Your House 7

A Heartfelt Note from the Ghost “Haunting” Your House

I’d like to say I understand your pain, but how could I? The only terror I’ve experienced is watching everyone I ever loved die.