Satisfying
As a Professional Bouncy Castle Inspector, I Take My Job Very Seriously
The public thinks this job is all colorful vinyl and happy bouncing. They’re wrong. Catastrophically wrong.
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Questions from the Comic-Con Panel on Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai
How come I could tell where everybody was in space? Did you mean for the shots to make me feel things?
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Bible Verse First Drafts Where Jesus Brags About His Kick-Ass Carpentry
Jesus declared, “Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, because of this table I built. See that consistent grain?”
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I’m Your Mom, and I Got You the World’s Ugliest Shirt for Christmas
Don’t you love it? It’s got a nice high collar, but three-quarters-length sleeves, so it’s not too formal.
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