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Bad, Birthday, and Bored: Personal Belongings: 102. Do you have any body hair The Number Game 103. (Guys Only) Are you Circumcised 104. How often you Masturbate 45. Most expensive thing you own 46. Do you own anything above $1,000 47. Most prized possession But IMPROVED!! 105. Have you ever watched porn 106. Ideal Sexual/Physical attributes 107. Favorite Sexual Fantasy Made by u/German-Spy 48. Do you own anything embarrassing 49. Weirdest thing you own 50. Do you own anything popular 108. Turn Ons/Turn Offs 109. Any Kinks The Basics: 110. Ideal Sexual Position 1. Age 2. Gender 111. How do you masturbate 51. Do you own anything considered 112. Do you own a toy 3. Height 4. Weight 5. Where are you from “rich” 113. Have you ever been caught Masturbating 114. Have you ever walked in when 52. Do you own anything futuristic 53. Coolest thing you own 54. Oldest thing you own 55. What did you buy/get recently 6. Zodiac Sign someone was having sex 7. First Name 115. Biggest fears of Sex 116. Do you have any STDs 117. How often are you horny 8. Last Name 9. Middle Name Appearance/Looks 10. Birthday 11. Main Language(s) 66. Hair Style 118. Most embarrassing sexual story 119. Are you currently horny 120. What do you expect in a sexual 67. Hair Length 68. Hair Color Hobbies/Favorite things: 69. Nice relationship 12. Favorite Color 70. Body Style 71. Ethnicity 72. What are you wearing 13. Favorite Food Academics/School 14. Favorite Activity 15. Favorite Music genre 121. Where do you go to school 122. What classes do you take 123. What grade are you in 73. Eye Color 74. Are you wearing makeup 16. Favorite Artist 17. Favorite Song 75. Type of Underwear you wear 124. Most favorite teacher 18. Favorite Movie 76. Favorite outfit 125. Least favorite teachers 77. Facial/Body Hair 19. Favorite Video Game (if any) 126. Highest Grade/Lowest Grade in 20. Favorite TV show classes 21. Do you play any sports 22. Last thing you did Relationships: 127. How long is your school day 78. Sexuality 128. Did you do your homework 129. Do you have any test, quizzes, or 79. Relationship Status 80. Who is your crush 81. Celebrity Crush 82. Have you ever cheated on Life/Experience exams coming up 130. Last bad grade 131. Last good grade 23. Do you currently have a job 24. Future Job/Career/Ambitions 25. Have you drank/smoked anything someone 26. Have you done drugs 27. Do you have any pets 28. Most Favorable Memory 29. Most embarrassing moment 83. Ideal Girlfriend/Boyfriend Economic Status/Wealth: 84. Idea of Perfect Date 132: Are you rich/poor 85. Have you asked someone out 133. Where do you stand in the wealth 86. What do you hope in a relationship 87. Are you interested in anyone 88. Do you real life/online date class (lower class, middle class, upper class) 134. How big is your house 135. Take a picture of your house 136. How much do your parents make 137. Do your parents struggle with debt 138. Do you own a pool (above-ground/below-ground) 139. Do you live in a gated neighborhood 140. Do you have expensive stuff 141. How big is your room 30. Dream Vacation 31. How many Family members 32. How many friends 33. Do you plan on going to college/university Sex & Sexuality: 89. Are you a virgin Social Media: 90. Have you ever seen anyone naked 91. Do you have piercing/tattoos 92. Have you ever had same-sex 34. Do you use any other social media then Reddit 35. Who do you follow 36. Have you ever had an internet expirence 93. Have you ever sent a nude 142. What kind of school do you go to 94. Have you ever sexted 95. Have you ever kissed anyone argument 37. Most used Social Media app 38. What’s your username on each Misc: 96. Am I attractive 143. Send a selfie 97. Have you ever slept together 98. Do you want to have sex 99. Are you straight, bi, gayllesbian, app 144. Do whatever I say (no saying no) 39. Have you met any friends online 40. Do you follow any NSFW accounts/pages 145. DM me 146. Ask whatever you want (I can’t say pan, etc. no) 41. Last Person you DM’d/followed 42. What was the last message you sent Sexual: (Welcome to Spicy Town) 43. How many followers/friends on social media 44. Amount of time you use social 100. Bra/Dick size media 101. Pubic Hair: Natural, trimmed, shaved, none Super bored ask me stuff 18m

Enjoying the customary post-race lie down

The fascist military junta in Bolivia is massacring protesters

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Do you think god stays in heaven because he fears live action anime adaptations?

Tumblr, Thinking, and Same: pukicho vandono-vongrathmc asked Any thoughts on thinking? None same

When You Open The Oven To Check On Your Food

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Whats in your trousers?

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And people are really dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like seriously? I mean, if you compare with NASA's temperature graph you know this is biased. But you should sense bs when they compare co2 concentration with life expectancy, ecnomony growth and population.

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Anime, Irl, and Anime_irl: THERE WAS NONE!! ANYTHING I DO WOULD BE PERVERTED!! anime_irl

Keanu Being In Love

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Energy, Too Much, and Date: A man ate 0.733 pound of cheese (an energy intake of 4650 kJ). Suppose that none of the energy was stored in his body. What mass (in grams) of water would he need to perspire in order to maintain his original temperature? (It takes 44.0 kJ to vaporize 1 mole of water.) Enter your answer in scientific notation “ANY amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!”

Can, You, and Inside: I’m gonna put inside and none of of you can stop me Just try to stop me fools

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It's not perfect, but New Hope wasn't either

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

That smile though

Incredulous Dude Can't Understand Why Millennials Don't Want Children, Gets Roasted

Com, Thank, and Let Me Know: Part 1 Koichi Part 2 Koichi Part 3 Koichi Part 4 Koichi Part 5 Koichi Part 6 Koichi None that I Part 7 Koichi know off, if there is let me know Thank, from Borkerman. Part 8 Koichi The Koichi of every part.

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Not like the other girls

Ass, Complex, and Food: Paper I have to read: 2. New Ways of Thinking Among living systems, there are many examples of decentraized phenomena. As ants forage for food, for example, their trail patterns are determined not by the dictates of the queen ant, but by local nteractions among thousands of worker ants. In the immune system, armies of antibodies seek out bacteria in a systematic, coordinated attack–without any “generals” organizing the battle plan. The antibodies are organized without an organizer, coordnated without a coorcinator But seeng the world in terms of decentraized interactiors is a dfficult shift for many people. It requires a furdarrental shift in perspective, a new way of looking at the workd. At some deep level people have strong attachments to centralzed ways of thinking. When people see patterns in the world (ike a flack of birds), they often assume that there is some type of centralized control (a leader of the flock). And in constructing artificial systems, people often impose centraized control where none is needed (for example, using top-down, hierarchical programming structures to control a robot’s behavior) Accordng to this way of thinking, a pattern can exist only if someone (or something) creates and orchestrates the pattern. Everything must have a single cause, an utimate controling factor. The continuing resistance to evolutionary theories is an example: Many people stil insist that someone or something must have explicity designed the complex, orderly structures that we call Life. As Wiliam Paley argued nearty two centuries ago (Paley, 1802): If you found a watch on the ground, you would assume that it must have had a maker; so must not the same be true of lving systems, which are incredbly more compiex? My ADD ass: iM inSpIrEd NoW “I have to make art for the world!” (presses kaleidoscope)

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Dumb, Facts, and Funny: X crotchtuculis monoculus teenac X C Apps Stuff Lestibourn3s reddit Q Search Red dit u/CarlCheeseburger 925 karma CarlCheeseburger commented on Straight Facts 2 . r/memes Posted by u/Bamboo_Reed CarlCheeseburger -4 points 4 minutes ago Are you an idiot? Just because it’s cold doesn’t mean there is no climate change, trumpists like you are no better than the likes of hitler. I bet your regretting posting that comment, you should be glad my ever watchful eye has found your ignorance and called you out on your bullshit u/CarlCheeseburger Reply Give Award Share… Cake day October 21, 2019 Karma -33 CarlCheeseburger commented on One of the birth causes of social cringe bac24… C . r/memes Posted by u/Extremopolis Breaking EU Laws FOLLOW CHAT CarlCheeseburger -12 points 26 minutes ago What the hell? What kind of grammar is that? It’s typed “There is another”, not “Another, there is.” your really showcasing your stupidity with this one aren’t you? I bet you feel really dumb right now. SEND MESSAGE REPORT USER Reply Give Award Share. FEWER OPTIONS CarlCheeseburger commented on crotchtuculis monoculus hne… C Meme r/teenagers Posted by u/thisreallybeabruh CarlCheeseburger -23 points 43 minutes ago TROPHY CASE (2) Are you an idiot? This is korean, enjoy spending the rest of your life as a cretin. If you were as rich as me (I have a P.hD if you were wondering) you would maybe be able to travel the world and learn some culture you swine. New User Verified Email Carl Cheeseburger out. Reply Give Award Share… CarlCheeseburger commented on Challenge accepted mothafuka… C r/dankmemes Posted by u/animemezs Using Reddit Reddit About Help CarlCheeseburger 1 point. 52 minutes ago I have never seen such blatant mediocrity in my life. What kind of pathetic meme is this, shaggy, really? Shaggy memes died months ago, if you didn’t spend all day jacking off to blue whales ejaculating 40 gallons of sperm (I know it’s that much because I have a P.hD) you would know that this is not funny, didn’t laugh. Reddit App Careers Reddit Coins Press Reddit Premium Advertise Reddit Gifts Blog Reply Give Award Share… Directory… C r/2meirl4meirl . Posted by u/Zach Ryder CarlCheeseburger commented on 2meirl4meirl Terms | Content Policy Privacy Policy Mod Policy CarlCheeseburger -4 points 1 hour ago I find it funny that you weaklings resort to strength in numbers. I bet this is your “revenge against the chad” fantasy isn’t it? Just because none of you have ever tasted coochie does not give you the right to pursue me publiclibly. Not only do I have the funds (millions) fo take legal action against everv sinale one of vou but Ihave the intellectual canacity to simnly. Reddit IncO 2019. All rights reserved 8:16 AM 10/21/2019 This has to be satire…

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