Satisfying
Why Is This Bowl $300? And Other FAQs I Get as a Shoppe Owner
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri?
Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Read MoreBug Fixes for Bugs
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Read MoreA Few Housekeeping Items Before We Stop the Nuclear Disaster
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
Read MoreCircles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective Employers
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
Read MoreReview: This Audiobook Would Be Way Better If the Narrator Wasn’t Also Running Errands
However, I’m 86% certain that Fitzgerald never references a “$5 chicken meal deal from the McValue Menu,” right?
Read MoreFrom Your Airbnb Host: Please Do Not Disturb Big Dolly
I understand your concern about a Victorian doll covered in real ashes from a 200-year-old fireplace watching you as you sleep.
Read MoreThe Rules of Fight Club Book Club
We don’t care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.
Read MoreReasons I Need a Treat
It has been a long week, and now it’s [FRIDAY / SATURDAY].
I’ve finished my [BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER].
Read MoreEvidence That Your Lawyer Isn’t a Lawyer, They Just Played One on Law & Order
Upon being assigned your case, they don’t ask how you want to plead, they ask if you were introduced in the first or second act.
Read MoreHey, It’s God, Just Checking In on That Vision I Sent You?
If you need some help, I can recommend a few biblical scholars who have worked on visions before, I don’t mind asking them (they’re fans).
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