Satisfying

Periodically you might encounter your double. Do not engage, especially for sex.

Pottery: This one is simple: the night your wife called things off, you drank an entire bottle of wine and “Ghost” randomly started playing on Tubi.

Name: Dick Van Dyke
Species: Jerk
Physical Appearance: Tall and rude.
Personality: Straight white man.

Jump to conclusions why don’t you? I did not lock her in a basement. I’m not a monster. We live in a tower.

Is he “ugly-hot” or does his face bear the mark of an impish, Germanic evil?

Are you looking for anything specific today? Just browsing? Awesome—mind if I watch from the other side of the room?

Remember how excited you were about the pottery wheel that’s now a hat rack? Or the sourdough starter you ate raw on day three?

Be still my heart, for chivalry is not dead—merely wheezing along at three miles per hour.

Our value option, the Chuckle Tier, includes smirks, knowing smiles, and obligatory chortles at the wisecracks of uncles.

2 months: Reaches for objects despite knowing they will only end up possessing him in return