Satisfying

Not long ago, our cavalry covered every paved block in this fair town.

Didn’t you read the fine print before signing electronically that you agree to the terms and services? Item eight in particular?

Not to worry, toots. Pull my string, turn me on, and I’ll get you through the night.

Cast-Iron Pan Reality: The cake turns out “rustic,” but in a bad way.

A calendar flipping you off – Represents deadlines that hate you personally.

We hope you enjoyed your recent dining experience at Big Bill’s Fried Chicken and Margarita Patio

You’ve become strangers to one another—growing apart the closer you cling… But with apples!

Finally, these seven long months of happily spending time with my family, watching movies, and reading books have come to an end.

And were you born a frigid bitch or did life’s small cruelties mold you into one?

I was shocked to see such vitriol aimed at myself and my new hair enhancement—it’s simply not the CloudMindTech way.