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Try it again and think about every stock market in America crashing into fiery flames like the Hindenburg.

Tech Check: Celebs reflect on life, love and their rise to the top while being interrupted by their grandfather asking for help with his smartphone.

Mother say I need to stop moping around cave and get outside. So come up with a plan.

“This is my friend, Sherlock Holmes. He’s from America.” “Not just America, actually. I’m from Chicago.”

Belphegor’s prime if you feel the nation’s morals are lacking and perhaps we do need the firm hand of a monarch.

Claim: Most lawyers find that cilantro tastes like soap.

Foundation? Foundation, but most things taste like soap to lawyers.

We get it, it’s impossible to sit through a movie these days with your “special someone” while keeping the phone untouched. The urge comes to recall every actor onscreen deep from within. Away quickly to IMDB or Letterboxd you go, while losing any attempt at bonding. The minute a new face enters the narrative, it’s […]

Turn the sheet so that the elastic edge faces you. Do not look directly at it, lest it sense your anxiety.

But no one really knows what they want when they’re hiring, and that’s why there’s me. To get rid of people like you. Quality people.

Periodically you might encounter your double. Do not engage, especially for sex.