Satisfying

If you’re like me, you also have compassion and empathy. So when you realize the traffic is because of a major collision, you go from frustrated to concerned.

You’ve started narrating your own life in the cadence of a TikTok slideshow.

That’s all his bio needs. He is Jackson Pfeiffer, teller of stories. Our raconteur. Our scribe. Our Jackson.

It so happens, and to remind you, I have air conditioning, central air, in my condominium apartment. And Ethel’s granddaugher is visiting.

Now it’s time to press that button. She’s watching you, but no pressure. You’ve done this a thousand times before.

I’m not supposed to say anything, but I’m growing it out for a gig. Nothing major, just an acting thing. I assume Jake told you I’m an actor?

Won’t acknowledge his rum addiction.

The Working Mother of Three: She wakes up at 4:30 AM so that she can squeeze in a ten-miler before taking her kids to school and arriving at the office.

“pizzalover99” is a drooling stoner. “PizzaLover99” is a mensch who commands respect in the boardroom, even with his fly down.

Your first question, of course, must be, “Did we get the appendix out?” Yes. Most of it. Eventually.