Satisfying

As a thank you for everything you’ve done for Kitchen, we’d like to offer you the position of Rag.

And you can’t crawl before you roll. And you can’t roll before you slide. And you can’t slide before you contemplate sliding.

The sequel answers all of your lingering questions, like: what would a 1970s child star look like with a hip replacement?

You see, the devil couldn’t reach you, so he sent us to test you. To torment you. To destroy your inner and outer peace.

Remember, it’s not getting an answer as much as creating an experience–not may they pass, but also should they?

Consider auditing Professor Lipton’s lecture series on conformity. After all, everybody’s going.

Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek

It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it.

You are fairly confident you read one. Your eyes scanned the letters, making them into words, and scanned the words, making them into sentences.

US to UK: Simply adding an extraneous “u” to your US size now gets you the perfect fit across the pond.