Funny Posts & Petty Gossip From the 'Best of Nextdoor'

Funny Posts & Petty Gossip From the 'Best of Nextdoor' 1

Swimming lessons for cats

Bipity bopoty, you are now in poverty

Here's one of the reasons why you shouldn't use you phone while driving

Nothing to do here

Keanu Being In Love

What are you doing about that?

Same with “climate change”

The way these hinges are made

Donald Trump is convicted on using prostitutes.. and that IS a misdemeanor..

Good ol days

Peppa the Bull Terrier making her baby laugh for the first time.

Ted, Terrible Facebook, and One: Probability of me maturing NONE ALSO NONE BUT IN YELLOW TO МАКЕ РАС-МAN Thank Uncle Ted for this one

Slow spiral using tape

Beef, Birthday, and Meme: October 19, 2007 The Great Pizza Orientation Test I had ordered from them a few times but never paid attention to see if they got the halves correct. I was curious to see if it really would arrive the way I ordered it. Last night I performed a test. I placed my order, requesting PEPPERONI on the LEFT and MUSHROOMS on the RIGHT Choose Toppings WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Toppings Cheese Normal Sauce Light Pepperoni Normal Extra Large Рерperoni Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Normal Onions Beef They also offer a “NONE” option on all toppings. It’s even available on the “CHEESE” and “SAUCE” rows — so just to be a dick, I also ordered a 6-inch individual “NONE” pizza with BEEF (on the left). Choose Toppings WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Toppings Cheese Sauce Pepperoni Extra Large Реррeroni Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Onions Beef Normal Bacon Anchovies October 19, 2007 casejackal None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today. happy birthday to a decade-old meme. lionself happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef Source: fadeintocase 243,101 notes Oct 18th, 2019

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Big Bazoonga Babes Discover Super Helpful Cooking Hack That Allows Them to Hold a Bowl and Have Two Completely Free Arms

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Work, Mozart, and Classical: when none of the sharp keys work on your clavier Klavierstück in C Major KV 9a (5a) W.A.MOZART Entstanden wahrscheinlich 1764*) Allegro clavier machine broke

Meanwhile in France… The question is: HOW DAFUQ????

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How to clean orange

Android, Funny, and Lol: R2 R1 L1 L2 666aw 666 dH WELCOME Player 1: Virtual Touchscreen Gamepad Player 2: none X Found a funny visual glitch playing a rom of parasite eve 2 on my android. This one spot, stays the same, even when I leave and return. Lol

Keanu Being In Love

How to clean orange

Fire in the hole!

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When You Don’t Use A Basket While Shopping.

Fixing an old sagging/rubbing door. Common problem in older doors since the weight of the door relies on the top hinge

When Its A 4 Day Long Weekend

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Click, Meme, and Skyrim: Smithing There are fewer than 123 people in the U.S. with the last name Smithing. The estimate for this name is not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details. SMITHING 100 Finally a creative Skyrim 100 meme

Color Changing Pillow Case

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Was able to quit my job and live my dream of being an artist!

Frustrated People Explain How Being Poor is Actually Prohibitively Expensive

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