It do be like that :/

Married twice?

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Two Kinds Of People In World

Two Kinds Of People In World 1

A giant robot truck and a guy in a wheelchair.

Time, Sleep, and Irl: Me SCP This oundation doesn’t exist. Yup. Me Yup. fOuneYou aren’t scared of the scps in scpecb. None of theseevents have happened irl. That makes sense to me. So these aren’t I can’t sleep because of scp-2718. scary! I accidentally said 2178 last time.

Ok, now what?

Paintings, Monkey, and Sweden: Abstract paintings by a previously unknown artist “Pierre Brassau” were exhibited at a gallery in Sweden, earning praise for his “powerful brushstrokes” and the “delicacy of a ballet dancer”. None knew that Pierre Brassau actually a 4 year old chimp from the local zoo. Monkey

Energy, Too Much, and Date: A man ate 0.733 pound of cheese (an energy intake of 4650 kJ). Suppose that none of the energy was stored in his body. What mass (in grams) of water would he need to perspire in order to maintain his original temperature? (It takes 44.0 kJ to vaporize 1 mole of water.) Enter your answer in scientific notation “ANY amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!”

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Baby weasel takes a magical ride on woodpecker's back..


It's not perfect, but New Hope wasn't either

The Power Of Ultra Instinct.

Sausage Magic

Break checking with a motorcycle

Fight Rule 1: Don't showboat on the job.

Enjoying the customary post-race lie down


Never Fight A Dinosaur

Crying, Emo, and Family: Being the only fucking emo kid in my school So you re into emo? Like, My Chemical Romance and stuff? Trying to dress like an “e-boy so that girls will give me a chance but it never works. Nothing ever works U amerio 8mashing pumpkins.siamese dream “So what’s you favorite movie? oh god what do i say none of the other kids have seen these teen suicide de snut nwaste yse Happiness Stops Here.. September 9, 2001 Gary and I were skating at a hospsked me why she wasn’t moving or blinking. They hadn’t closed her on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley An ambulance came and took out a dead woman. Gary eyes yet She must have died on the way. A car full of family and friends came in with the ambulance They were all crying and hugging each other. One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed at the woman’s body asking her to wake up I had to tell Gary that her soul went to Heaven. I didn’t believe a word of it, but I knew it’d be easier for him to understand Two days from now, at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World Trade Center killing over 3,000 people i will tell Gary that there is no God, and all of this is meaningless But today, there is a God. And he has a plan for him He doesn’t know it, but a year from now, our family will be torn apart and I willl move far away and won’t see or talk to him for five years And as we sit on the hood of our car, the sun goes down and he asks me what I want out of my life. I tell him I don’t know rhe CROW DONNIE DARKO Being in the only fucking emo kid in my school starter pack

What are you doing about that?

Peppa the Bull Terrier making her baby laugh for the first time.

Cleaning in the morning

Recording out of a plane window

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Don Jr. Triggered over Triggered Trump Supporters at his Triggered book launch. Exquisite.

PayPal’s Virtual Agent Be Like…

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A little louder for the liberals in the back

Influencer 'Accidentally' Buys $100k Couch, Asks Followers to Pay For It

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