Head, Waves, and Mail: I’m gonna rip and tear my way through the
zombie apocalypse completely unharmed
because none of the undead hoards will be able
to get through my plate mail
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everyone else is like “oh we gotta stay inside the
most secure places possible and never leave”
and I’ll be storming through the wastelands in
my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the
Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through
waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite
rotting teeth don’t even leave
me but his
dent in my armor before I turn his head into
paste. I’ll be unstoppable until I die of
dehydration or something like an idiot