Fuck You, Love, and Poop: fullmetalfisting
Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full
feral and live in the woods
fart-poop-daily
Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they
want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and
let me say first hand that NONE of y’all have the
skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness
for even a single day
. stop appropriating
werewolf culture and get an office job…
fullmetalfisting
Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m
gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels
out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my
face and immediately die
me: *immediately gets eaten by a bear*