Deer, Fucking, and Jesus: attackofthebteam is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere attackofthebteam like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but arctic-hands I like how they just avoid Mongolia celticpyro Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield. trans-mouse I like the rat map even better smaug-official What is Alberta doing sephet we are fucking constantly vigilant gingergiggles invasions from all sides. When Alberta calls itself rat-free, it’s referring to the fact that there are no breeding rats within the province. At any one time, a rat is standing on Alberta soil somewhere, but rat control exists to ensure that it will die quickly, and die childless. Rat patrols continue to cruise the Saskatchewan border in a program. There is a hotline to report rat sightings: 310-RATS. Pet rats are strictly forbidden, with fines ranging in the thousands of dollars.Whenever rats appear in Alberta, it garners blanket news coverage for days on end. Jesus fucking christ, Alberta Source: attackofthebteam #alberta heard about the black plague and decided they were having none of that shit #reblog #text 178,918 notes Um