Bitch, Crazy, and Dude: weaver-z Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier web-weaver-z Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl* Girl: *whinnies right back, louder Horse: web-weaver-z Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am floralianspiderboynova Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to- Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT! web-weaver-z The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her dollygale this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

Bitch, Crazy, and Dude: weaver-z
 Concept: horse girl movie where instead of
 having a horse that's Damaged With A Heart
 Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have
 a horse who's just batshit crazy who forges
 a grudging bond with the main character
 because she's even batshit fucking crazier
 web-weaver-z
 Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying
 and charging the girl*
 Girl: *whinnies right back, louder
 Horse:
 web-weaver-z
 Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse
 you got theare, missy
 Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU
 CAPITALIST BITCH
 Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry
 bout that have a good day ma'am
 floralianspiderboynova
 Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and
 mad and dumb and should be sent to-
 Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!
 web-weaver-z
 The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and
 the running gag is that she keeps kicking him
 in the nads and he keeps finding more and
 more convoluted ways to protect them and
 none of the ways Stop Her
 dollygale
 this is just the plot of lilo and stitch