Bad, Children, and Cum: The Thad “hasn’t touched his penis in his entire life” The LAD “SHOVING YOUR DICK INTO AN ANT HILL” The Virgin “whacking off” The Chad “self-suck” doing this in the middle of the jungle, completely isolated from society (his screams of agony will never be heard) takes some effort… i guess… does it in public, everybody is fascinated and entertained takes years of intense training and mastery took his whole life to master this is a world-renowned hero to all absolutely disgusting requires zero effort, even children can do it shows no restraint shows no restraint, literally less than none, lube is literally worthless to him like he actively pursues this kind of shit the Thundercock comes pre-lubed at all times doesn’t even use lube, penis is irreversibly fucked up now if he were to cum, then it would have been so charged up that a single spurt would be sent flying at the speed of light completely shredding through everything it came across shows immense restraint, as he only allows this as his only method of masturbation using no lube, the pain is immeasurable hand gets tired quickly, despite this literally being one of if not the simplest actions in the whole universe masturbating to Stacy’s facebook page, what a fucking creep takes 0.8 seconds for him to realise that this was a bad fucking idea could literally do this forever Stacy is already making plans to kill herself entire body could break at any moment, but Chad endures Stacy has been fully convinced that suicide is the answer immediately renders Stacy obsolete ants have alreadly claimed LAD’s cock as their new home Virgin, Chad, Thad, and LAD on masturbation

Bad, Children, and Cum: The Thad